breaking news.

So I'm sure we all remember when the "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" guy was busted for marijuana, but this is even better! We've all seen those annoying Shamwow! commercials. My signifigant other's bible thumping dad even bought some of them to clean off his bike. Well Vince Shlomi, aka the Shamwow! guy has been arrested for beating up a hooker. Go figure.

His story is that the lovely lady bit his tongue while they kissed and he had to punch her to get her to let go. Hm...

Though they were both arrested for aggravated battery, apparently neither Shlomi nor the prostitute are having formal charges filed against them at this time.

Well, you know what Shamwow! guy? I don't think anybody loves your nuts.